WE LOVE YOU RICHARD, PICK US RICHARD

He’s producing and starring in a film based on a board game. Not even a good one.

HULK SMASH POINTLESS TEASERS!

Hey Bond, want to show us your license to underwhelm?

We’d put you in the headline, Samantha Barks, but no-one knows who you are.

She was in Monster! She was in those J’Adore adverts! She’s… she’s… wait, she’s South African? You don’t know nearly enough about Charlize Theron, and frankly its getting on our nerves. With the release of Young Adult just around the corner, it’s time you stopped hopefully googling disgusting words about her and got to grips with some cold, hard facts.

Fancy winning Afterschool on DVD? Of course you do! You could watch it after school (or after work if you’re a grown-up).

X-Men: 2 Legs is 2 2 Many!

Despite its high-octane NEESON WOLVES NEESON WOLVES NEESON NEESON WOLVES trailer, The Grey isn’t actually about wolves. Not really. There are wolves in it, sure, but they’re what the film is about in the same sort of way that King Kong is about Jack Black. Which is probably why it’s really rather good.

Ooh, a film about vampires, I wonder what that will be like…