YOU. SHALL NOT. WATCH!
Don’t tell Johnny…
It’s not about Nespresso, no. That’ll be 2014.
It stars Elizabeth Olsen. She’s the missing link between Mary-Kate and Ashley twins…
She’s so totally Deep Throat
Secretly, we are all a teeny weeny bit Sedatephobic. That’s right; we fear silence. The awkward silence on a first date, the uncomfortably long pause after a joke bombs, the too-silent bedroom as you try to ‘lose yourself in the moment’, the creepy basement… it’s no good denying it. We want to fill silence. Which is why, when treating yourself to a spectacular silent film (in celebration of this week’s hottest release, The Artist), we strongly advise you drink heavily, to ease the tension…
We love Prometheus. We love pictures. It’s the PERFECT COMBINATION…
Don’t worry, they don’t let Megan Fox near any of the jokes.
January’s crap. But London’s good, isn’t it? And films are ACE. What better way to cope with January than by seeing loads of films in London? Exactly. Fortunately, there are loads of people who really, really want you to do this – so much so that they’re doing, like, festivals and everything! Suddenly January’s not so bad aft- oh god, it’s raining again.
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