In space, no-one can hear you ask what the hell is going on
It’s so nearly Christmas. SO NEARLY. Probably what you need to do is watch Billy Bob Thornton bully a child, isn’t it? Thought so!
Writer-director Jean-Pierre Améris’ latest film is a romantic comedy despite itself. Telling the tale of two romantics as united as they are handicapped by an overwhelming fear of relationships, Romantics Anonymous is a sugar-coated love story that proves every bit as sweet as it does saccharine. Boasting agreeably quirky contrivances and a deeply calorific serving of catharsis, this end of year treat just about manages to have its chocolate and eat it.
FOUR DAYS FOUR DAYS FOUR DAYS! What better way to celebrate the PROPERLY NEARLY HERENESS of Christmas than by hiding a film about Santa battling aliens behind your Advent calendar window? None, that’s what.
In a week full of explodingly good trailers, it seems a bit like there’s not much point in these actual full length film things in cinemas, is there? Especially when there’s the ever-present possibility that you might end up mere inches away from someone who’s paying, actually paying to see Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. WELL YOU’RE WRONG ON THAT SCORE! Why? Because this feature is weekly, that’s why. Line up your two-for-one, and let’s talk…
The first trailer for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is here, and we’ve gone all super-sleuth on it to find you as many titbits of Middle-earth info as we can. Need some opinions? We’re literally giving them away:
Snipe London
Recent Comments