Oh, tell us it’s true!

British talent Tom Hardy is lined up as a possiblity to play Al Capone in David Yates Cicero

Attn. whoever’s writing the screenplay. Please write in a scene where Sheriff Arnie has to shop an adulterer. PLEASE.

As if it didn’t sound terrible enough.

No one dies, even a bit.

As the Harry Potter novels devoured increasing chunks of woodland in its pursuit of pages, the film series somehow managed to rein itself in despite the books’ increasingly labyrinthine plot arcs. In an attempt to highlight the best scenes lost in translation (that is, not even filmed as DVD extras), here is a (potentially spoilerific) list of moments you might have missed.

Ever wondered whether innocent midwives seriously questioned their careers after watching that alien explode from John Hurt’s chest? So have we. Some careers and films just don’t go together – and we’re here to make sure your movie-watching practises don’t get you scarred for life. Especially if you’ve carved a brilliant career in scar detection or something. SPOILERS AHOY!

Don’t touch! It’s contaminated!

New images from the anticipated The Amazing Spider-Man have sprung up online

Terrence Malick’s highly anticipated release, The Tree of Life is an exploration of cosmic life and metaphysical being. But while we might enjoy watching the beautiful shots of Earth, space, and dinosaurs – the real film begins with the story of a young boy growing up in a family of opposites.