And don’t you dare feign indifference.

That doesn’t mean it’s not going to happen, though – Sly will just have to find someone as inane as he is to coordinate all the ENDLESS BULLETS.

Marky just wants to get back in the ring.

Will we hear the people sing… in MINDBLOWING 3D?

Tim Burton’s new animated feature is being shot in black and white, before being rendered in 3D. Old/New skool or what?

A heavy handed portrayal of a brutal true story. Whilst it struggles to lend any real depth to some of its central characters, this offering from writer/director Cyrus Nowrasteh is a powerful depiction that sticks in the mind. Prepare for conspiracy, betrayal, guilt and one of the most horrific on-screen deaths imaginable.

Ooh! This week’s award-winning short film has been hailed as the British Hellboy. Nice! Mark Macready and the Archangel Murders is influenced by The X-Files and The Naked Gun, and producer Ryan McDermott is now making a full-length very British Raiders of the Lost Ark. Buh-rilliant.

Bring home the fist-pumping action when Jersey Shore: Season One comes to DVD on February 21 2011. We have 2 boxsets to give away! Competition ends 25 March 2011.

It’s been a decent decade for films, all told. Not as great as the 80’s for sure, but then it has been scientifically proven that that’s impossible. But amidst all the rightfully praised top gear floating about there are quite a few duds that have inexplicably found themselves invited to the same swanky parties. But enough of these painful mixed metaphors – let’s discuss the ten biggest phonies of the decade, shall we?

His films have grossed more than $1.5 billion. He’s just won a Golden Globe and will probably go on to win an Oscar next month. His beard is unbearably, inexplicably sexy. You should definitely know more than you do about David Fincher, and we’re here to help…