Much good may it do him.

He won’t be back. Or will he?

Bases: covered.

And wins.

4vatar? Av4tar? Avat4r? We’d never noticed before just how many ‘A’s there are in ‘Avatar’…

Sigourney Weaver is back on our screens this week with Red Lights, her third dismal thriller in under a year. But there’s more than guns and Cillian Murphy to the Queen of Sci-Fi, the woman credited with finally bringing gender balance to the Force from Ghostbusters to Avatar. Oh, and did you know she’s part of a club that includes Jamie Foxx, Emma Thompson and Al Pacino? It’s Cheat Sheet o’clock!

Four Avatar films. Can you even imagine how much sanctimoniousness that’s going to need?

Sigh.

James Cameron has finally beaten his most worthy nemesis, his past self. Avatar, after weeks and weeks and endless bloomin weeks at the top of the UK and US box offices, has finally overtaken Titanic to become the highest grossing film ever, taking a staggering $1.85 billion worldwide.