People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of remakes. Welcome to that land

If there’s one thing that The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo has given us (and I’m including both the Swedish original and David Fincher’s recent blockbuster when I say this) it’s a new Goth poster-girl for the 21st century. Lisbeth Salander has not only shown the world that girls with ropey piercings and Misfits haircuts are hot, it’s that they can kick ass as well.

Have we done that joke before? We may have done that joke before.

Gaze in wonder as every film site in the world makes the same dreadful crow-based title joke!

Rumour has it that Mark Wahlberg has been approached to play the role made famous by Brandon Lee in the forthcoming remake of The Crow.

Nick Cave is rewriting the screenplay for the remake of cult neo-noir thriller The Crow. There’s a perfectly ordinary English sentence…