Worry not, Evil Dead fans! Bruce Campbell still wants to sicken you beyond all belief!

Groovy.

Come on, groups of attractive holidaying teenagers, didn’t you *see* Cabin In The Woods?!

Director promises theatrical experience.

When a synopsis involves a group of American college students setting off on a road trip to an empty forest cabin, instinct tells us that the story will probably be a familiar one. Whether it’s to cannibals, zombies, or unwelcoming spirits, these kids are going to bite it – one after the other – until there’s just one of them left (final death optional). But have you ever stopped to wonder why it has to be that way? Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard have, and luckily for us, they’d like to share.

So it’s like Evil Dead, but ‘not funny’ and with less of the legendary Bruce Campbell. What’s the world coming to?

Yeah yeah yeah, she wrote Juno. But what about her stripper years, eh? We present you with this Tuesday’s nutritional info-nugget: a cheat sheet dedicated to blogger-turned-award-winning-screen-writer, Diablo Cody. And it turns out Diablo isn’t her actual name. TIP OF THE ICEBERG, MY IGNORANT FRIENDS.

An unfunny, contrived attempt at indie realism with a deeply questionable morality lesson as its core. Warning: this film is not the knockabout Kick-Ass style comedy that the trailer markets it to be, it is in fact much, much worse.

‘I shall commit my thoughts to paper, it is true; but that is a poor medium for the communication of feeling…’ So it’s being made into a movie!