East of Panem?

Francis Lawrence will spin those adaptations of The Hunger Games out as fast as you can eat them

We wonder how many innocent weapon-wielding kids he’s planning to kill off in this one…

Now that he’s ESCAPED the hunger…

Like Water For Hunger Games?

TIME IS TICKING

HE’S SO FULL.

COME ON GAZZA

ODDS! FAVOUR! SOMETHING!

He’s only just gone and directed universally foamed-about The Hunger Games, hasn’t he? But did you know he also wrote Big? And Pleasantville? And LASSIE (sort of)? And that he only got his break because he won a pot-load of cash on a game-show? JEEPERS you’ve got a lot to learn about man of the moment Gary Ross. CHEAT-SHEET, I choose YOU.