This will hopefully be miles better than Hitman

This isn’t very exciting news. We thought Paul Walker was an actual hitman.

Fassassin’s Creed! (Thanks, Paddy)

Why aren’t films of video games ever good? Because the boys in the back room are adapting the wrong goshdarned games, that’s why! We’ve consumed eighty-six thousand Doritos and worn out nine pairs of tracksuit bottoms doing the research for this list: the definitive top 10 games that must be brought to the silver screen.