Neil Jordan’s newest offering is a blood-soaked, barmy tour de force, anchored firmly by its two leads, Gemma Arterton and Saoirse Ronan. There are definite strains of Jordan’s previous foray into the genre present here, but where Interview with A Vampire was all about male power play, Byzantium is concerned with the struggle of women in a world where men will constantly seek to drag them down. Beautifully filmed, and bolstered by its generally strong cast and a couple of suitably flamboyant touches, Byzantium is – despite belonging to a seriously over saturated genre – a vampire film that you can actually sink your teeth into.

Trainspotting, 20 years later?

With Lucy Liu as Watson, it’s safe to assume that Sherlock and Watson will end up fucking each other, and no one wants to see that, do they?

“Elementary, my dear-” HE DIDN’T BLOODY SAY THAT WHY DO YOU PRETEND HE SAID IT?

In series 5 of cult US drama Dexter, the serial serial killer killing forensic blood spatter analyst (and serial killer, but it doesn’t do to pigeonhole) is on full form with fresh challenges, unexpected emotions and probably some more serial killers to kill. Serially. All in a day’s work, eh?

Cumberbatch and Johnny Lee Miller in a monster mash.