And it’s awful. Awful.

Don’t worry, Kristen Stewart doesn’t say anything in it.

Yeah, that one.

Skin white as snow, lips red as blood, eye black as a black eye (which is to say purple)…

Worrying.

Everybody knows Jesse Eisenberg, oh he of The Social Network fame, but what do we really know about the curly-haired actor? Join us as we check out his filmography, his big break in the acting world and why he thinks Rio is THE best thing since sliced bread…

Take a deep breath and prepare yourself for an exhaustive year of EPIC action films. 2012 is the official year of explosive sequels, daring superheroes and hardcore fairy tales. Just make sure you have an oxygen tank nearby.

If we don’t report it, no-one else will

We all try to muster up some interest

It’s not that we’re bad people, it’s just that sometimes we wish some people would just… well, be dead, really. Sometimes we even want to do it ourselves. In honour of this week’s hottest horror Kill List, we at BFF compiled our own hit list of performers who have it coming.