It gets a bit Hunger Games at the end, which is weird.
HAMMER (not Armie. That’s the other one)
Trailer released for a film about drugs, jazz and aimlessly drifting across America. All the ingredients for an instant cult classic then.
Poor the back of Kristen Stewart’s head.
If* we ever build a time machine, Adam, we’re going back to 1966 to kick your mum in the stomach. *When
She’s playing Spindly
…look, YOU try finding news that isn’t BAFTA BAFTA BAFTA
Too slow, Gary Oldman!
So Bella and Edward are finally getting hitched (SCREAM!). Just you wait, guys! ZOMGGGG. When you see her dress you are going to lose it! The wedding is TO DIE FOR. And don’t even get me started on the HONEYMOON!!!! Seriously though, this is a terrible film.
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 is out this Friday. SCREAM SCREAM SWOONY DREAMZ OMFG ZZZZZ3333. Everyone is going to poop when they see this film. In honour of it coming into the world like a screaming demon baby that claws its way out, bloodied and howling, from the ruins of its mothers womb, BFF have compiled a list of the Top 10 Worst Films that the Cast of Twilight Had A Hand In. Or: the Top Ten Films Cursed by Twilight. Enjoy.