My girlfriend owes me a Bank Holiday. There were so many better things we could have done on a rare lazy Monday off work than see this shitstorm of a..
This is what happens when people keep writing young adult novels.
Snow White is a classic tale of true love, unfathomable evil and the perils of vanity. Mirror Mirror, on the other hand, is a story about the classic heroine getting riled up about taxes and joining a group of bandits…
Don’t worry, Kristen Stewart doesn’t say anything in it.
Either your entire family was recently captured by Somali pirates whilst on a pleasure cruise and you were forced to watch each of them being systematically tortured in an attempt to get you to release the codes for the Swiss bank vault containing the family fortune, or Abduction will be the worst thing you’ve seen this year. It’s as simple as that, really.
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