Able was I ere I saw Sanders.

In related news, Rupert Sanders is still sleeping in the dog house

Yes we couldn’t sleep for worrying about it either.

K-Stew’s next career move sounds even dumber than cheating on your boyfriend and then telling everyone you definitely did it.

We would have watched the shit out of Twilight if this was the plot.

While our Edward gently weeps.

CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR DWARVES

Rupert Sanders gives us an exceedingly grim Grimm universe in this LOTR-inspired fairytale; his sweeping landscapes and sumptuous visuals almost making up for the fact that his source material never comes close to the richness of Tolkien. The tale may be problematic and the characters laughably thin, but there’s no denying that this directorial debut almost wins you over with blazing ambition alone.

First photos of the cast of Snow White and the Huntsman are coming in fast

…and finally catches up with the rest of us.