Look, we’ve got a new writer! Having worked in the service industry more or less non stop since the age of 15, Marianne’s kicking off her BFF career with a personal homage to the heroes and heroines, plate carriers, kitchen flakers and cocktail shakers of film. Here goes…

Fincher promotes animated zombie flick The Goon on Kickstarter. Receives puzzled looks, lots of cash.

SO MANY GUILDS

Indie films, you say? What, consistent characteristics being that they are independently made, with low budgets and unknown actors, directors and writers? No, no. They’ve got Michael Cera in, mate.

Clooney: swoony, moony or just a bit loony?