If you look at them really quickly at 24fps, it’s basically like a very poorly edited film that lasts half a second.

Scarlett Johansson gets to look like she’s doing something other than providing the on-set vagina in these ones! LOL JK

Seriously, though, ‘Marvel Avengers Assemble’?

It’s The Avengers: Chipwrecked. Loljk.

Except it isn’t 4D, obviously.

Hang on, where’s the Hulk? ……………………………………HULK SMASH

HULK SMASH POINTLESS TEASERS!

We’re still not quite over the whole superhero thing. By the time 2013 rolls along, we’ll have a whole new batch of superhero movies. How many, you ask? Well, not quite enough to fill a list-based feature, so we had to pad it out a bit. Still loads, though.

Coriolanus is out! It hasn’t been nominated for any Oscars (because it was released too late, but let’s not split hairs)! Ralph Fiennes is on the warpath (probably)! And just think what a man who takes Auschwitz in his stride would do to you if you bumped into him and mispronounced his name? READ THIS CHEAT SHEET QUICKLY, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

All we need now is to hear that he’s the new Bond…