Sofia Coppola makes perfume ads. Exclusively. Which would be fine if she made perfume ads exclusively, but she doesn’t. Some of her perfume ads are perfume ads and some of them are perfume ads stretched out to ninety minutes and released theatrically as feature films. Sometimes her perfume ads are anchored by competent scripts, top-level…

Hermione’s truly dead and gone.

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Emma Watson won’t be going to the ball after all.

Hermione! Get down from there!

Clue: pumpkins and bitchy sisters.