Hollywood Walk of Shame, more like.

Demonic horror The Last Exorcism is this week’s top grossing UK film.

The Switch is arguably Jennifer Aniston’s best movie since The Good Girl. This no-surprises summer rom-com sells itself as “Jennifer Anniston turkey bastes herself a baby” – but if you don’t like rom coms then switch that with “gentle comedy about a shy man’s attempts to get to know his son” and then just don’t watch it. You weaselly genius!

Jennifer Aniston hopes her breasts will be more interesting than her acting.

Sylvester Stallone’s ridiculous film The Expendables has managed a second week at the top of the US box office charts.