Assuming the Mayans don’t bring their A-game and take out the entire world by New Year’s Eve (not likely; one thing we know about Mayans is they’re hella lazy), it will soon be 2013. And you know what that means – LOADS of shiny new 2013 films! We’ve trawled the Internet to find the Hollywood big-hitters most likely to get us going in what future generations will probably remember as 4346 in the Korean calendar. Depending on, you know, factors.

Full of Northerners, then. Goody.

Millionaire actor continues to find gainful employment.

A double helping of Aragorn? Don’t mind if we do.

Comic fanboys rejoice everywhere.

Fuck Asgard, we’re going to Svartalfheim; we hear the beaches are lovely this time of year.

Boo. Also, HAMMER!

YES YES YES

Is there anything he can’t do?

All we need now is to hear that he’s the new Bond…