Fuck Asgard, we’re going to Svartalfheim; we hear the beaches are lovely this time of year.
The wait is finally over! After no fewer than four stand-alone prequels, the giants of Marvel’s metahuman stable explode onto the silver screen in a joyous orgy of action, wit and great big hammers. Visionary director Joss Whedon pulls off the ultimate balancing act as Earth’s Mightiest Heroes™ settle their differences for one of the most exhilarating superhero films ever.
Would you like Steven Spielberg to come over there and lick your toes clean, Michel Hazanavicius? That’s probably the only accolade left.
We were totally there and everything. ARE WE ACHIEVING YET, DAD?
Ooh, a film about vampires, I wonder what that will be like…
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