Articles Posted in the " Write Christmas " Category


  • Octomadonna

    “A rollicking JudeoChristian comedy!”
    When single career woman Mary Beth Leham decides she wants to be a mom, she goes to the local fertility clinic, little does she know that under the influence of fertility drugs producing dozens of eggs for IVF she is going to be visited by the Holy Ghost! Its not one little miracle, its a full menorah!


  • The Snowman’s Lost Carrot

    Christmas Films come and Christmas Films go with more regularity these days than ” A Mince pie left on the Kitchen Table with a dog near by” So how refreshing it was to come across this masterpiece of a Christmas Comedy “The Snowman’s Lost Carrot” This is a film but brings the word “RISK” back in to Comedy and a time when people need to laugh and to carry on Laughing.



  • Jingle Balls: With A Vengeance

    Who’d have thought that the basic premise of ‘Die Hard’ would work so well when transplanted to the multi-million pound world of Premier League football? Director Tony Scott – that’s who. Jingle Balls: With a Vengeance sure isn’t subtle but it brings ‘kick’ ass action to the screen which will be Christmas come early for action fans.


  • One Sleep ‘Till Santa

    In his first Christmas film since the hallowed Nightmare Before Christmas, master of the kid’s film, Tim Burton has returned to form, bouncing back from the horrors of Alice In Wonderland to bring us the exceptional One Sleep ‘Till Santa.


  • Carry On Stuffing

    ‘Because Christmas is a time for giving and receiving’, the desiccated but still arrestingly busty zombie that is the Carry On franchise has reared its ugly head for a festive reboot.


  • Frost’s Hearts

    ‘Death is coming this Christmas with a Frost’, as Girl with a Pearl Earring director Peter Webber presents a supernatural slasher flick with a cold, cold heart.


  • Sackass

    Santa and his elves bring you the true meaning of Christmas – spending time with family and friends, over-indulgence, and the giving, not the receiving. Of wedgies, that is.


  • Re-Santa’d

    “He gave joy to the world, but never asked for anything in return. Until now.”

    Think you know the legend of Santa Claus? Well, director JJ Abrams has just rewritten it in much the same way that he put Star Trek into a blender and poured out a delicious, new soup.