Who knew orange existed?

Muscular, mean, nightmarish and brutal, The Raid delivers an unyielding onslaught of exquisitely choreographed violence, reminding us all that the thick, brawny shoot-em ups we’re used to associating with the action genre wouldn’t last a minute up against Indonesia’s glistening finest. With shades of Oldboy, Ong Bak, Reservoir Dogs and more dripping from every blood-drenched sinew, this is endurance-entertainment that isn’t afraid to push its actors and audience until its final, skull-cracking moments. Best of luck.

YOU’RE NOT MATTHEW VAUGHN oh alright it’s fine

WHAT’S GIRL FOR ‘BUDDY-COP’?

You’re going to be using that seductive brain of yours ALL WEEK, the very least you can do is let it re-charge on a Sunday. Presenting this week’s releases in a coma-friendly format – just point your eyes towards the screen, shout “PUT THE KETTLE ON” in the direction of a minion and click to your heart’s content.

Are we mad? Are we happy? We don’t even know.

DANCE FOR US, MICKEY. Wait, we mean Jessica. Do we?

Not one for the meeting room…

Say what you see, eh?

Don’t pretend you know his real name.