Looking for tips on how to play Batman Armie? Lose the gravelly voice thing yeah?

Will it be a swing and a win for new Jackie Robinson biopic?

A Damon, an Affleck and an Affleck walk into a bar. Decide to make a film.

Batman prepped for bullet-time?

No, that isn’t a typo. Sigh.

If the only Gallo you associate with cinema is Vincent, you’re officially behind the times – California’s famous Gallo Family Vineyards is launching the Gallo Film Club with a star-studded bash right here in London. And we’ve got a pair of tickets to the event to give away!

Every group needs a hate figure. In music, it’s the squeaky voiced sick-midget Justin Bieber, in Christianity it’s that scheming git Judas, and in film that hate figure has gradually become mop-haired vampire-face Robert Pattinson. But guys, c’mon! Don’t hate the player, hate the game! The game in this case being “make loadsa cash out of thick people-ball”. Pattinson’s not to blame, he’s just trying his best.

Obviously he’s still mad, but we do feel a bit guilty today.

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Everyone loves Jim Carrey, and what better time to do a shambolic career appraisal than with Mr. Popper’s Penguins coming out next week? Obviously that film will render this list null and void, and all other “Best Film” lists, as it promises to be ruddy brilliant, but until it that day here are our Top 10 Jim Carrey films. Somebody stop us!