The déjà vu is strong with this one.

SO MANY GUILDS

THEY’RE HERE! The nominations for the 84th Academy Awards have been released, and as we predicted The Artist has basically bagsied all the categories like a fat greedy child in a tuckshop. Standard.

Greedy.

WHERE’S OLIVIA COLMAN?

Why doesn’t someone put Ricky Gervais in a silent film?

That’s the BAFTA OWRSA to you.

But where’s Drive?

Oh god, who’s going to play him? If it’s an American we’re going to strike.

STOP PRESS: Michelle Williams is fabulous in My Week with Marilyn. As she is is literally everything else she’s ever made, ever. By rights, you should know her blood type and preferred cut of underwear by now – and if you don’t, then why are you lingering here and not ploughing straight into this Cheat Sheet? Go! Go!