Baubles, booze and the inevitable Dave Berry Christmas DVD should all be side stepped and a run made for the queue to buy tickets for this epic.

Michael Winner makes a triumphant return to the silver screen to bring us Death Wish At Christmas, twenty-five years after collaborating with Charles Bronson in his last contribution to the franchise

The alternative Christmas tale of three very unwise men on motor bikes (Heaven’s Angels)seeking the new Messiah whose Satellite navigation system takes them not to Bethlehem but to Bethnal Green, London where a newly born baby is feted as the new Saviour of the world.

What do you do when grandma is killed after a run-in with eight flying reindeer? Sit back and let the criminal justice system drag out the prosecution of Kris Kringle? Or pick up a gun, pack up your explosives and slap on some snow shoes to mete out some holiday justice….

How a bunch of toys put the X in Xmas!

Producer Jerry Bruckheimer said: “I will bleed from my heart if this film is unsuccessful. The vision is simple. It’s like I’ve always said. You can never have enough tits at Christmas.”

Guy Ritchie is in evermore East End gangster mood this Christmas as he provides a festive comedy thriller with all the trimmings. After having his marriage hand stolen in the vicinity of Stepney in the last couple of years Ritchie really goes to work in his new project. A talented ensemble cast make this movie more than worth a watch.

Santa Claus was a big hit this year!

Proving that you’re never too old to try something new, seventy-year old Clint Eastwood’s latest Christmas movie is raising eyebrows – and hats – all over Tinseltown.

Harold Ramis is sure of success with this Christmas fantasy extravaganza, “It’s a Wonderful Death.” This seemingly standard study of a dysfunctional family driven by avarice, hatred, double dealing and subterfuge, takes an unexpected twist when nobody wins.