If you like reading lots of names this is the new story for you.

Omar likes it raaaaaaaaw.

Though at times it threatens to become a taut, politicised gangster tragedy, derivative plotting and stale dialogue ensure A Gang Story remains a no more than passably decent true crime flick, in the mould of many, many others.

Bad Teacher director takes over easy-to-make-amusing-headlines-about-titled comedy

“Relax,” says Michael Bay. “What a pack of losers,” thinks Michael Bay.

Yeap….another one….

Monday morning and already sick of the week? Sitting rigid in your cubicle/ coffin making money for an employer who hates you? Staring dead-eyed into the coldness of the computer screen willing the date on the calender forward towards the next opportunity to drink yourself into a blackout? Well here’s something to cheer you up: NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE!

For everyone who has been waiting patiently since Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House…

McKellen and Fry unite in Fellowship to battle a powerful, unceasing force for corruption, evil and doom – LA lawyers.

It looks like John Carter is going to fall fast and land hard at the box office. Costing a cool $250 mill’ to make, based on a cherised collection of sci-fi novels, featuring the most sophisticated CGI Disney could afford and being the live action debut of director Andrew Stanton (Finding Nemo, Wall-E plus writing credits on the Toy Story trilogy), John Carter looked like a shoe-in to be one of the year’s toppermost earners. Right now it looks like breaking even worldwide would be a hopeful return. Which got us thinking….