Jeremy Renner is apparently all set to take over from Tom Cruise for the fifth Mission: Impossible film.

‘This is a film about a runaway train.’ The previous sentence is true, but it completely fails to capture the essential magnificence of Unstoppable so we’re going to try another sentence. ‘This is a film directed by Tony ‘Top Gun’ Scott in which Malcolm X and James T Kirk have to drive a train 80mph – in reverse – in order to chase down a half-mile long locomotive missile before it mashes an entire city.’ Yeah, that’s more like it.

Ingrid Pitt, bloodstained half-dressed vamp extraordinaire, has taken to her coffin for the final time aged 73.

The title says it all, does it not?

EXCLUSIVE – Aung San Suu Kyi’s personal life is to be the subject of a forthcoming biopic starring Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon star Michelle Yeoh.

Ryan Reynolds is officially People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2010. Big deal. We’ve been lusting after him since Scarlett Johansson’s horrible pop eyes were bigger than her stupid tits.

Keeley Hazell is to star in a retelling of the classic myth of Aphrodite and Adonis. For some reason.

It All Ends Here. Almost. As the decade-spanning juggernaut that is the Harry Potter film franchise rumbles ponderously towards that massively unsatisfying last chapter, we skipped the queues for a preview of what we expected to be a film reminiscent of its predecessors – pretty, but ultimately as disappointing as pulling Neville’s broom keys out of a bowl at a wizarding swingers’ party. We were wrong. If Part 2 is this good, the last two films may just vindicate the entire series.

Carey Mulligan is reportedly Baz Luhrmann’s first choice for the role of Daisy in his long-awaited adaptation of The Great Gatsby. Yay!

Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley are amongst the actresses being considered for one of two new roles in The Dark Knight Rises.