If by ‘ridiculous’ you mean ‘FUCKMAZING’

Joseph Gordon-Willis!

This is like when David Hockney got an iPad.

“Every second that passes is BAD.” Then stop talking nonsense, Jeff Daniels!

“You’re gonna wish you had three hands…”

Gospel music gets the Glee treatment in this confused and blundering Jesus-heavy musical, which sees Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton go head-to-head in a bid to see who can be called a “strong woman” the most times in an hour and fifty-five minutes. The music and the quips are great, but they’re not enough to bring salvation to this lowly sinner of a film – still, you’ll be too busy singing to care.

British action thriller Cleanskin explodes onto Blu-ray™ Triple Play, DVD and Ultraviolet Digital Download on 2nd July with an exciting cast led by Sean Bean, who plays Ewan, a Secret Service Agent working undercover in the criminal underbelly of London. And we’ve got three copies to give away!

The Oscar-nominated writer-director has died from complications relating to cancer.

The latest Broadway show to hit the silver screen is an eclectic celebration of all things 80s, unless those things include drugs or AIDS or, you know, anything of genuine interest or significance bar Tom Cruise in leather chaps. Boasting a ruthlessly PG-ified script, a series of songs you’ll probably never have heard before and Bryan Cranston getting gently spanked, Rock of Ages is just silly enough to take the edge off how dull it is.

He’s got another phenomenally ill-advised comedy out this week – but don’t judge Bruce Willis on his increasingly mad career choices, judge him on the time he sent twelve thousand boxes of cookies to Iraq. Don’t know what we’re talking about? Better read on, or you’re liable to be left VERY red-faced at your place of work’s (probably) annual Walter Willis quiz night!