Cowboys. Aliens. Bond. Han. Indy, for that matter. The guy who made Iron Man. The guy who made Iron Man 2. (They’re the same guy, FYI.) COWBOYS. ALIENS. If this film were a razor, it would have twelve blades, an Unobtanium handle, a cloaking device and an attachment which provoked shuddering orgasm in every woman within two miles. For a frantic, unashamed wet dream of a film, it’s quite watchable.
Last weekend, we ventured to the Isle of Wight to attend the world’s first ever Sail-In Cinema event. Imagine it – not only is Russell Crowe on a boat in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, but YOU ARE TOO! Aromascope ain’t got nuffin on this. Join us as we attempt to shake a whisky and fresh air-induced hangover and track down the other nautical films best watched whilst three sheets to the wind…
Don’t do it, Rosie, there are people who love you!
Actually, he said it’s “One film cleft in twain.” Hee hee, he said ‘cleft’!
Gaze in wonder as every film site in the world makes the same dreadful crow-based title joke!
It’s week two of our SUPERHERORGY, and we’re looking for sidekicks! Think you’ve got what it takes to inexpertly ram some chunks of superhero together and put them on a cloudy backdrop? Send your creations to [email protected] and the best one will grace this very blog next week!
Does someone have a spare penis-shaped spaceship/submarine/Prius?
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