Who enjoys nice harmonies anyway?

It’s a brand new year, the world is full of hope and yet somehow, it’s still Monday. We’ve decided enough is enough. Every Monday we’ll be bringing you something BRILLIANT to do this week – that ought to show it, the sneaky rogue. To kick us off: did someone say comedy Clint Eastwood musicians?

Are there any actors left?

Don’t tell Johnny…

WE SALUTE YOU.

Don’t worry, they don’t let Megan Fox near any of the jokes.

A joyful, rich and eye-meltingly beautiful celebration of cinema, an homage to artistry throughout the ages and at its roots a love story, plain and simple – silent film The Artist is as close to perfect as we’re ever likely to get. It might be a little early to place this as the best film of 2012, but frankly, no-one could blame them for being quietly (very quietly) confident about the matter.

But not a justification.

KILL THEM, GINA! KILL THEM WITH YOUR FISTS!

SPOILER: The characters wear clothes.