We’ve all got those films. The films we know we should have seen, but never quite got round to bothering with. And who needs yet another party ruined by crippling trivia ignorance? Certainly not you. Not after last time. That’s why we’re helpfully putting together Mini Movies – all the key points of a must-see trimmed down to its beautiful, nude essentials.
Like watching a rhino bathe in pure, unadulterated Jack Daniels, it’s heartbreaking to see such delicious potential go to waste. Little Fockers attempts to shake the final dregs of comedy from its dried-up franchise, but its brief moments of light only serve to make us long for the days when its actors had material worth their while.
Hurrah for knowledge-based lies! Beginning today, we’ll be giving you a weekly low-down on a cinematic figure you really should know your way around. After all, not only does epic film know-how make you a better person, but it improves your blood-pressure, freshens your clothes and makes you irresistible to foxy humans of your preferred gender. This week: Danny Boyle.
It might focus on Mike and Sully’s tender university years…
This week, we’re giving some love to the unsung hero of surrealism; Jan Svankmajer. Famous for his bleak and uncanny exploration of inanimate objects, he gives us a much needed reminder of the power of simplicity. Watch on!
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