Battleship continues to look like the Worst Film Ever
From the team which has consistently made the Transformers franchise the audiovisual equivalent of that bit in American Psycho where Patrick Bateman electrocutes someone’s tits, Battleship is apparently a film about a boatful of sailors who have to fight some aliens in a bigger, flying alien boat. Also, Liam Neeson and Rihanna are in it.
Just watch this:
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You idiots. this movie is great. How about this: Actually WATCH the movie, and then come and hate on it even though you’ll probably enjoy it. You fools probably just hate on stuff to have something to fill the dumb website with.
Hi babe. Thanks for your input; you’ll be glad to know that we reviewed Battleship some seven months ago. This article predates its release, which is why it’s about a trailer rather than the film itself. Hope this helps!
The film was shit, by the way. Nice use of “fools”, though – good to see Mr. T doesn’t have the monopoly on it.