PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ZAC, YOU’LL CATCH YOUR DEATH.

Oh hello there Summer. How y’doing? Whatcha been up to? Sure is nice to see you. So how long do you reckon you’ll – oh, you’ve gone.
It came, it went and, in honour of the sun’s fleeting but glorious presence, we’ve compiled our Top 10 Summer Movies. So next time watching the Female Greco-Roman Wrestling or the preliminary rounds of the Women’s Lightweight Snatch (yep, totally real) doesn’t appeal to you, hunker down with one of these.

Fuck Asgard, we’re going to Svartalfheim; we hear the beaches are lovely this time of year.

Olympic fever has hit Best For Film Towers! HA, joke. We’ll be ignoring the stupid bloody sports as usual and sticking to our nice sitty-downy films, and if you don’t join us we’ll know you were the sort of twonk who used to look forward to PE lessons and not even consider sneaking off to smoke behind the bike sheds. You are not welcome here, Healthy Ones – you don’t even need a dose of citrus to guard against scurvy. Begone.

Walking around East London at the moment you might think that it has already been overtaken by Zombies. It has been swarmed by thousands of slow moving, odd sounding Olympic..

STOP REMAKING STUFF THAT WAS GOOD IN THE 70s!

We all know the legendary stories about Stallone writing Rocky. He had to sell his beloved dog because he was so poor, but bought it back when he finally sold..

Just look at all those jowls…

Aahh the civil rights movement. A perfect subject for action hero actors to get involved with in order to change the face of their career for potential Academy Awards. Who..

It’s both an offence and a collection of electrochemical cells converting chemical energy to electrical energy; we can’t be sure which one he’s in.