It’s Django. The silent D stands for Dickhead.

PLEASE cop off with Philip Seymour Hoffman onset. Do it for us.

It has been suggested that Channing Tatum is something akin to Upstairs, Downstairs brought to life; Upstairs is fine, but Downstairs is where all the fun stuff is at. With his unparalleled wuzuquan kung fu skills winning him the ‘Most Athletic’ award from Tampa Catholic High School, in addition to his Best Fight MTV Movie Award nomination (he was robbed by that useless arrow-slinging bint Jennifer Lawrence), not only is this clearly patently untrue, but frankly insulting for an actor of Tatum’s quality and talent. Allow this Cheat Sheet to show you why.

With all the world going mad for sex thanks to Fifty Shades of Grey it was only a matter of time before Hollywood jumped on the band wagon and surprise,..

Ice Age 4: Despair with a side of insult.

I’ll be theeeeree!! But only by force, if ever this movie manages to get out of development stage and actually into the cinema. There have however been some “interesting” developments..

Marvel + Disney = Captain America: The Musical? Surprisingly not.

Dull. Dull. HOW DO THEY MAKE ALIEN INVASION MOVIES DULL?

Oh yes. This is totally what old age is going to be like…

Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer (ok, it’s raining) by the East London Film Festival! The festival programme starts tomorrow and whether you are looking to..