Stop showing us the film, MiB team. It’s not your strongest asset.
Who wrote Shakespeare’s plays? That Shakespeare bloke? Ha, what FOOLS you are. Lucky for us that Roland Emmerich is here to set the record straight with Anonymous, and we have 3 copies to give away.
It’s a sniper showdown! Except that the characters are so one-dimensional that they may as well be shooting cardboard cut-outs at a shooting range.
Whether you’re London, Belfast or Edinburgh-based, this week belongs to Poland. And as for the rest of you, you’re probably better off dead. Unless you’re actually from Poland, in which case we’ll let you off. Polish Film Festival! Hurrah for Monday!
Look, a picture of Ryan Gosling looking pissed off
Pablo Trapero’s film examines the fate of an ambulance-chasing lawyer and a drug-addicted paramedic in the Buenos Aires underworld. It excels where it explores the banality of violence and suffering in this place, but lets itself down in the second half by departing from nuanced storytelling in favour of Hollywood gloss.
It’s Friday and you want to ride along the fast-track to drunken oblivion. What better way to do it than with a bunch of films depicting people being even more debaucherous and moronic than you?
Snipe London
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