As 2011 draws to an end, we’re going to look forward to the top 10 films of January 2012. From gritty dramas to spectacular sci-fi flicks, there truly is something for everyone in this collection. Plus, what with the London Olympics and the end of the world due shortly, we figured it was best to try and be optimistic about our futures…
The dearly departed Shrek franchise is given a welcome dose of prequel shock treatment in this high-octane and utterly shameless Zorro rip-off. THRILL to Puss’ mesmerising swordplay! GASP as Kitty Softpaws steals all of the things, all of the time! WONDER why nobody comments on the sudden plague of accented cats!
A new week, a new window on the Best For Film Advent calendar and yet another mad Christmas film! This week it’s everyone’s favourite feature-length commercial for Polaroid, the Plaza Hotel and virtuous homelessness…
The third film in the Harold & Kumar franchise is – as expected – a mad, offensive, gross-out, hilarious piece of festive tat, sending up pretty much everything it can get its mucky paws on. It’s perhaps not as funny and boundary-pushing as the first two films, but its soft, creamy centre and winning performances from its leads make it impossible not to enjoy.
E8 – you sunk my faith in humanity! We’re going to keep doing this joke until Battleship is cancelled.
“…MEANS I WILL KNOCK YOUR PUNK-ASS DOWN!”
Hurrah! Cowboys and Indians and… footballers?
Sorry Garry.
Really, we’re the lucky ones.
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