Pixar announces not one but TWO new feature length animations.

Not to be confused with The Iron Lady. Seriously.

Do hit-men deserve a stab at a definition of morality? Kill List sort of cares about the answer to that question, but ends up forgetting about it in favour of pure, unadulterated entertainment. Brilliantly paced, cannily-structured, gloriously witty and absolutely terrifying, Kill List will take you on an unbelievable journey – just don’t bother hoping it will slow down enough to let you make sense of it.

Hugely talented, enviably beautiful and married to Daniel Craig, Rachel Weisz is the thinking man’s crumpet and the thinking woman’s object of bitter, bitter envy. But what does she get up to when she’s not fighting mummies and winning Oscars? It’s a Tuesday; this must be the Cheat Sheet…

Bonnie lass loses out for being up the Duff

Stan Lee Media, Inc. file a lawsuit against Conan. No, really…

If Megan Fox says it, it must be the truth.

What a depressing, stupid sentence.

Come on woman, you sleep next to Ethan bloody Hunt!

Literally.