How much longer can we go on about the fact that it’s not Harry Potter?

Though he may have kind of a funny name if you’re an idiot, Mads Mikkelsen is actually a VERY SERIOUS, VERY GOOD actor who’s been in lots of CLEVER and COMPELLING films. If you’d like to know about some of these films, have a read.

Anton Yelchin, Imogen Poots and David Tennant grab their stakes and stock up on holy water ready to do away with a vampiric Colin Farrell in Craig Gillespie’s re-imagining of of 1985’s Fright Night. Yes it’s another vampire film, yes it’s another remake and yes, Chrisopher Mintz-Plasse only has that one character, but come on, how often do you get to see Doctor Who in leather trousers?

Nothing has ever had two trailers and then not happened. This is definitely happening, folks.

And they’re YELLOW.

Two young lads believe the rules of justice and vengeance are pretty simple. Their fathers are determined to make them see otherwise. Outstanding performances and beautiful cinematography make Susanne Bier’s In A Better World well worth seeing, though the all-encompassing barrage of mixed-up morality leaves you wondering what exactly she’s trying to say.

Does Tilda Swinton ever do anything not completely brilliant?

Actually, he said it’s “One film cleft in twain.” Hee hee, he said ‘cleft’!

Gaze in wonder as every film site in the world makes the same dreadful crow-based title joke!

It’s all about the funny.