Really?

It’s week five of our Super 8 Mash-Up challenge, and we’re worried that we’re making things a bit too easy for you. So brace yourselves, mother-fluffers – this week there are TWO monsters, each more mashed up than ever before. Didn’t expect that, did you? No, you didn’t. ZING!

Francesca Simon’s wildly successful Horrid Henry books have at last made it onto the screen, and the eponymous terror’s cinematic exploits are guaranteed to keep kids rapt from his first act of unnecessary biscuit theft to his final defiant bit of on-screen graffiti. If you happen to be carting a child about, be a sport and take him/her/it along – he/she/it’ll have a fantastic time.

After wowing the jury at the Berlin International Film Festival, winning the Golden Bear for Best Film, and Silver Bears for Best Actor and Best Actress, Asghar Farhadi’s A Separation hits British shores. A powerful, deeply moving film and an early contender for next year’s Best Foreign Language Oscar.

Because the man who wrote My Super Ex-Girlfriend should definitely still be getting work.

and it sounds kinda fun!

Moviegoers cold-shoulder critics to make Transformers: Dark of the Moon the third biggest 3-day opener of all time

And we sort of know what it’s about now…but not really.

As if that’ll help.

We’re getting that Friday feeling once more, and the gloves are off! Fuelling the fires of incoherent webRAGE this week, it’s none other than Michael Bay’s Transformers franchise. Two of our lady writers will be getting their claws out and putting their bitchy faces on as they battle it out! Who will you be rooting for?