Animators snatch up the rights to cartoon novel

The long-awaited Spider-Man reboot is to be called The Amazing Spider-Man, in an homage to the web-squirting hero’s first solo outing in 1963. We’ve still got well over a year..

A heavy handed portrayal of a brutal true story. Whilst it struggles to lend any real depth to some of its central characters, this offering from writer/director Cyrus Nowrasteh is a powerful depiction that sticks in the mind. Prepare for conspiracy, betrayal, guilt and one of the most horrific on-screen deaths imaginable.

Two households, both alike in dignity/ In fair Verona, where we lay our scene/ From ancient grudge break to new mutiny/ Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean/ From forth the fatal loins of these two foes/ A pair of star-cross’d GNOMES IT’S ALL BLOODY GNOMES AAARGH.

We’d all love to have Storm’s weather control, or Superman’s toy box of powers – but given the choice between having this line-up of genetically-different phenomena at our fingertips, or a life of crushing mediocrity, we’ll take easy street every time, thanks.

Here we all are again. It’s easily done – you think you can just say no next week, busy yourself on IMDb and forget the mash-up… but everyone comes crawling back.

Turns out everyone rather liked The King’s Speech

You know, the mental one from Inception.

Guillermo Del Toro is set to become the scurge of cinema cleaners everywhere, as they try their hardest to remove the brown stains from many a seat.

It’s Friday, and that liver isn’t going to reduce itself! But going down the pub is such a cliché, and angels cry whenever you finish a bottle of something alone in your room. So why not consume alcohol the way it was meant to be consumed? In a living room, with a group of friends if you’re lucky enough to have some of those, watching some film you’ve seen a thousand times before – but never like THIS. This week it’s the original Star Wars trilogy – enjoy!