The as yet unnamed Prince of Cambridge has been born into a media whirlwind that’s evenly split between slack-jawed cackling over the “future King of England” (mostly from Americans, who have to appropriate our history because they don’t have any of their own) and snide ‘Woman Has Baby’ headlines from people who think they’re above it all but aren’t really. We, on the other hand, just like having an excuse to talk about The Lion King. #linkbait

This is more like it.

Top tip, guys – if you wear the codpiece AND the mask at once then you’re going to look like gimps.

It’s really hard to write a news story about Kick-Ass without using That Word.

Hell YES we’re doing another one!

It wasn’t actually leaked, but YOU try coming up with Assange jokes now he’s all rapey.

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The Wolverine does its very best to set itself apart from X-Men Origins: Wolverine, but for all the nifty ninja-trickery and swordplay it is ultimately a disappointing film that doesn’t live up to the hype. Potential for a proper decent superhero movie was there – Hugh Jackman back in growl-mode, a feisty female sidekick in…