Heaven forbid we should forget what Batman looks like.

“A storm is coming…”

They’re dull but THAT’S FINE.

Come on, it’s Easter Monday. Don’t tell us you want hard-hitting journalism.

Picking up speed now, aren’t we? A week after prologue screenings began, team Nolan has decided that it’s time to unleash the full length trailer for The Dark Knight Rises . Now that we’ve had a chance to change our trousers, all that’s left to do is study it in intense, totally-not-obsessive-probably detail. Brethren: prepare thine eyes. The ending has begun.

The music of a people who will not get horrible eye-straining disorders again!

In honour of the news that Jessica Chastain (a dirty American) may be taking the lead role in a biopic of Princess Diana, BFF have compiled a list of the Top 10 iconic British roles which have been snatched away by actors of other nationalities. This is one for all you xenophobes out there.

More Les Mis news. Obviously! There’s ALWAYS more Les Mis news…

So it’s official; Anne Hathway will definitely be taking on the role of Fantine in the upcoming film version of Les Misérables. If you felt a breeze just then, it would be the result of collective sighs sweeping across the nation. This seems like the perfect time to lament the top 10 roles which didn’t require Anne Hathaway, doesn’t it?

Just as long as Selena Kyle’s not from Yorkshire…