Matt Damon’s back

We know very little about this man’s work. But we are very excited.

Assuming the Mayans don’t bring their A-game and take out the entire world by New Year’s Eve (not likely; one thing we know about Mayans is they’re hella lazy), it will soon be 2013. And you know what that means – LOADS of shiny new 2013 films! We’ve trawled the Internet to find the Hollywood big-hitters most likely to get us going in what future generations will probably remember as 4346 in the Korean calendar. Depending on, you know, factors.

Jodie Foster washes her hands of The Beaver. We’ve all been there. Fair play.

Terry Gilliam’s making a film. Reckon it’ll be bonkers? We reckon it’ll be bonkers.

Matt Damon’s new role in Elysium = Jason Bourne + aliens – crippling amnesia. Sounds DELIGHTFUL.

If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled…

District 9’s winning combination set to team up again for director’s Elysium.