Everybody in them looks worried. Join us as we try to figure out what this could mean…

It’s only been a week since the last bit of Prometheus hype. 20th Century Fox thought you might be worried.

Here we are again, eh? Another start to another week in another month that will go on and on until one of those predictions we’ve heard about end up being true and we all get cast into the fiery depths. Which, frankly, will be a nice change. Anyway, The Glasgow Film Festival is on! That’s something to raise your kilt about!

We love Prometheus. We love pictures. It’s the PERFECT COMBINATION…

In space, no-one can hear you ask what the hell is going on

STONEY-FACE IS BACK!

Sluts.

A character who happens to be called Sherlock Holmes, a character who happens to be called Dr Watson and a man who happens to be allowed to direct films have once again stumbled together in a sequel to the least faithful adaptation of all time. Still, it’s not as bad as the last one. Quite.

In space Noomi can hear you scream.

“Elementary, my dear Watson!” – probably all of you right now. NO! Sherlock Holmes never said that. Let it go, people.