Who knew orange existed?

We all like to think there are films out there that can completely alter our world view, and hey, every now and then we bloomin well find one. A film that dazzles is one thing, but a film that changes your entire perception – they are perhaps fewer and farther between than Hollywood history would have us believe. Introducing films and filmmakers labelled as making ground-breakingly intelligent cinema and why it could be that they aren’t as clever as we’d like to believe…

Don’t worry, he’s starring in it as well *SWOON*

Damn. Sorry, we mean mphghh.

“MPPFGHH!” – Bane’s annoyance at all this.

Picking up speed now, aren’t we? A week after prologue screenings began, team Nolan has decided that it’s time to unleash the full length trailer for The Dark Knight Rises . Now that we’ve had a chance to change our trousers, all that’s left to do is study it in intense, totally-not-obsessive-probably detail. Brethren: prepare thine eyes. The ending has begun.

Gets to chanting, dammit! Nolan needs you!

YOUR CHANTING VOICE WILL BE FAMOUS

Just as long as Selena Kyle’s not from Yorkshire…

AND IT’S… IT’S… it’s a bit dull.