Does someone have a spare penis-shaped spaceship/submarine/Prius?

FACES AND PERSONALITIES – they have both!

Who needs suspense?

He’s not playing James, sadly.

So after a wet and blustery June and a less than tropical July, it looks like August is going to be no better. So, rather than delay the inevitable, best face facts now: that barbeque is staying in the shed, you’re not going to get a chance to wear that bikini and picnic food tastes rubbish when it’s covered in rain. However, last time we checked cinemas are all rain free! Huzzah! Here’s your pick of what’s to come next month!

We do hope so.

We have a new photo from Steven Spielberg’s new Tintin film, but it kind of gives us the willies

James Bond and Evey O’Connell? Their kids are going to be bad. ASS.

Annie, get yer UFO blaster.

Hope you enjoy being coerced into sex and then abandoned so your new boyf can go and shoot some people, Naomie.