As the daughter of one of the men and the squeeze of the other. Sigh.

D’you know what Million Dollar Baby needed? A scruffy kid with big eyes, Evangeline Lilly, and MASSIVE ROBOTS. Hugh ‘all the genres, all of the time, so long as I get to be buff’ Jackman stars in an unreasonably enjoyable sci-fi sports extravaganza which will leave you wondering why Hollywood has never before made a robot fight a 2000lb bull.

Already?

Hello, possums! You remind me of the babe…

Adriaaaaaaaan! I coulda been a contender! Exterminate, Exterminate!

Hugh Jackman stars in this robots bash up!

It may be well and truly outside the realm of reality or sense, but the fifth season of J.J. Abrams’ sci-fi drama delivers the twists and turns as skilfully as ever.