Poor Shailene Woodley might not even make it into The Amazing Spider-Man 3 and 4.

“You’re not Bosnian, you’re that guy from the massage parlour!”

We aren’t shouting the word LEGO, it’s just how it’s spelt dammit

Like milk, sequels were a bad choice

Sorry Jack Palgen, you’ve got a lot of work to do. Blame Damon Lindelof

There can only be…! Hey Ryan, where are you going!?

Robert Rodriguez needs more time to colour-in all the lips and paedophiles in Sin City

The Amazing Spider-Man 3 and 4 have been release dates. Oh Sony, you’re coming on a little strong…

Loki won’t be seen in The Avengers 2, meaning that The Hulk cannot continue his mental and physical abuse of poor Tom Hiddleston

Be warned: after witnessing this trailer you may have a brief but comprehensive psychological breakdown