FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS… said he fancies a part in The Expendables 3.

War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, sing it again, you all!

Back to deliver yet more gratuitous violence, outrageous plot twists and dreadful puns, Sylvester Stallone and his team have got another job, and this time they’re joined by Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme. Subtle nuances and character development there is not, but The Expendables 2 knows exactly what it is and it delivers. Sure, the lines are literally made of cheese, but what’s not to love about a bunch of good old fashioned action heroes doing what they do best?

Grey, but still badass

We’re not going to say it. It’s way too obvious and a guy died. Too soon, man, too soon.

Does this make him Baldr or Váli? #norsemythologyjoke

And the guy who did Con-Air is directing. Aren’t we spoiled?

Two expendables join the cast of Expendables 2. Oh, the irony…

Hong Kong Film Week comes to the Prince Charles Theatre this September, and we have the inside scoop. Gear yourself up for karate vigilantes, smoker romances and an adorable eight year old with a fishbowl on his head.

Ugh.